Plot twist: He likes you back
me: okay that's cool, just stop in the middle of the hallway, i have all day
me: omfg you're so stupid
me: you got some face on your make-up
me: stop laughing so loud he's not that funny
me: stop screaming you’re right next to her whore
me: i'm so fuckin' hungry, when is this torture going to end
me: why am i here
me: fuck my life
